Bladers Forever

Blitzer · by **Blitzer** on Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:00 am

I kinda found this in one of my Past documents and it was labelled since 2 years ago. I havent check this in a long time and it found out it was a small random made-up summary of the 1st season Arc. I laughed my head off when i found this. I dont remember if i found it or not but who cares anyway!

Beyblade- Let It Rip!- In the first season, Tyson Granger semingly manages to make it big in the beyblading scene with his Dragoon bitbeast. The cause of his sudden rise in the blading arena has not been documented for reasons unknown, though rumours hint at the involvement of drugs, the mafia, and evil, pink fluffballs from hell. So does the show's protagonist reach the finals of the regional tournament.

In the meantime, Kai Hiwatari, grandson of famed psycho Voltaire Hiwatari, is forced to give up his life-long dream of becoming a ballerina and blade in the tournament with Dranzer again. He reluctantly does as he is told by his grandfather, who is locked up in a high-security cell in Patsy's ol' Mental Asylum. How Kai comes in contact with his relative is incomprehensible, but the young teen isists that's not his grandpa in the loony house.

Back to Tyson- he first meets Kenny, a.k.a. The Chief in his bathroom, trying to nick his toilet. Tyson agrees to not turn him in if the Chief, in turn, agrees to help him in his blading career. Kenny gives in.

Our beloved, deranged Maxie is noticed by Tyson and Kenny in a shootout at Burger King, where Max tries, and fails, to gun down the employees for lousy service. Tyson and Max hit off due to their common love for candy. However, Max tries to shoot Kenny.

Ray just shows up in the middle of the show.

Together, these formidable four form the Bladebreakers, with Kai as their leader. They cruise through the Asian and American tournaments to reach the World Championships finals in Russia.

Here, Kai gets some issues <cough>, and decides to go all evil and steal everyone's bitbeasts. It is also revealed that Kai's grandfather, Voltaire, never really was at the asylum, and he has planned to take over the world with his aide, Boris the purple slimeball, and beyblades. To help him, he has Boris take over the reigning world champions (the Demolition Boys) and turn their team leader, Tala, into part cyborg.

However, before Tala and his team face off against the Breakers, Kai gets over his mood swing and trots back to his team.

Right before the final match, Tala's circuitry blows a fuse, the old man Voltaire dies of a heart attack and Boris is forced by Max to declare the Bladebreakers as champions at gunpoint.

Thus ends the first season.

I CANT HELP BUT LAUGH!

Hamano-chan · by **Hamano-chan** on Mon Apr 28, 2008 6:55 pm

I ended up laughing so hard that eventually I couldn't see the screen from tears... *wiping them away so can type* Where the heck have you got that from Blitz? XD

Blitzer · by **Blitzer** on Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:28 am

If i remember correctly, it was a site called "Uncyclopedia. It's like Wikipedia.com only, the information is a load of crack. I even saw a messed up Character definition.

Tyson Granger - A big loudmouthed pig with nothing much in his brain...okay, so this isn't made up.
Kai Hiwatari - The grandson of Voltaire Hiwatari who is known more for his unusual obsession with frilly, pink tutus rather than beyblading skills
Ray Kon - Someone who thinks he's a cat.
Max Tate - An emotionally misunderstood outcast who, more often than not, uses purple panties as headgear.
Kenny A.K.A The Chief - The team's technician. Also a part-time drug dealer and notorious toilet theif (likes flicking the seats most).

Wahaha!! I am so peeing myself right now!

Flyinglilypad · by **Flyinglilypad** on Tue Apr 29, 2008 3:01 pm

XD that is the best thing ever! And entirely too plausible...

lunablitzkrieg · by **lunablitzkrieg** on Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:40 am

LOL I think that Kenny's is the best character description there...and the arc was pretty funny, too ^^

Blitzer · by **Blitzer** on Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:51 am

Heh, I'm just thankful that i found it after so long!

lunablitzkrieg · by **lunablitzkrieg** on Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:50 pm

haha, but those are usually the best things, right? I just recently found the documents of Aqua's doing - her stories, does anyone else remember them? My friend printed them out for me, and they were always something that made me laugh.

Blitzer · by **Blitzer** on Thu May 01, 2008 3:46 am

Althought i didnt like her one story where she insulted Falborg by making him sound like a duck...'Quack'? AQUA! How could she hate such a beautiful bird of prey...Falborg is a peregrine falcon! The fastest bird alive!!!

lunablitzkrieg · by **lunablitzkrieg** on Thu May 01, 2008 10:31 pm

hmm..I don't remember that one too much. But I do remember the Merry Chistmas, I hope you die, and then there was something like...Gooplachi Day or something, which was just hilarious..

Blitzer · by **Blitzer** on Fri May 02, 2008 2:39 am

Still i dont like that story..But i did laugh when Tala summoned Wolborg and then he peed on Boris.

lunablitzkrieg · by **lunablitzkrieg** on Fri May 02, 2008 10:47 pm

that's what I would do if I were a bitbeast, it's like a projectile habit that would ultimately go to boris because everyone hates himm

Blitzer · by **Blitzer** on Sat May 03, 2008 3:37 am

And here is another Uncyclopedia analysis of a Beyblade

Bit Chip: The most expensive part of the beyblade, it it over 70% of the price (about 60 dollars), and what from first glance may look like a useless plastic tab is actually what keeps the top spinning. Without it, the beyblade would spin for 3 seconds, then stop abruptly and the start spinning and cut your throat. It’s also called Butt Beast. Who knows why.
Attack Ring: It determines the blade's effect when it impacts against your opponent and in what manner the skin and flesh are torn apart. They come in 5 ‘flavours’: Shuriken-style, Sandpaper, Rusty-Nail-Texture, Swiss Army Knife Ring and Bread-blade.
Weight Disk: The part located in the direct center of the Beyblade. This determines how far into your enemy’s body you will slice through.
Spit Gear: This determines the direction of the Beyblade; up or counterup.
Blade Base: The bottom part of the Beyblade. It’s the spinning top’s ass.
Tit/Axis: It is cleverly designed so that after 5 seconds of contact with the floor it wears away and you are forced to buy a new one. People just adore this feature
The first blades are composed of a four-layer part system, but upon the arrival of the S- and F-series of blades a new system was introduced which got rid of everything and they started selling the blades as one chunky piece or sharply cut metal

lunablitzkrieg · by **lunablitzkrieg** on Mon May 05, 2008 11:32 pm

this is from your memory? o_o

Blitzer · by **Blitzer** on Tue May 06, 2008 4:32 am

It's from a site named Uncyclopedia. I dont have a photographic memory Luna. ^^"

Hamano-chan · by **Hamano-chan** on Wed May 07, 2008 10:10 am

Once again, thanks for a good laugh Blitz... Some of my school mates are throwing odd glances at me, I wonder why... *is still giggling hysterically at the Beyblade analysis*

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