First you randomly pick 10 characters from a manga/anime/game.
1. Takao/Tyson
2. Kai
3. Max
4. Rei
5. Kyouju/Kenny
6. Yuriy/Tala
7. Boris/Bryan
8. Sergei/Spencer
9. Garland
10. Brooklyn
Then you answer the questions below by plugging in the person next to the respective number into the question. It's kind of long...
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF...
1. Number 1 [Takao] woke you up in the middle of the night?
Immediately get a plate of cookies. Most likely the guy was hungry and didn't know where I hid 'em. Oh, and probably get him a glass of warm milk, too, so he'll go back to sleep.
2. Number 2 [Kai] asked you to go out with him?
I...would blink incomprehensively at first, then accept. But not without asking what he's done with the real Kai. He'd never be that direct.
3. Number 3 [Max] walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Reach for my towel and cover up what needs to be covered up, of course. Then gently shove him out and lock the door properly this time.
4. Number 4 [Rei] cooked you dinner?
I'd eat it willingly, and thank him afterwards. I'd also offer to do the dishes.
5. Number 5 [Kyouju] was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
I'd take a picture, just because. That, or splash a bucketful of cold seawater on him to wake him up.
Man, I'm evil. xD
6. Number 8 [Sergei] got into the hospital somehow?
I'd visit him and make sure his teammates did, too. I'd probably also bring him something to read or do. It's no fun being in the hospital.
7. Number 9 [Garland] made fun of your friends?
Wonder what the hell is happening to these people. First Kai asks me out in that way, and now Garland makes fun of someone? They're not themselves, definitely...
8. Number 10 [Brooklyn] ignored you all the time?
Nothing new here. I don't think Brooklyn would pay any attention to me, really.
WHAT WOULD THEY DO UNDER THE FOLLOWING CIRCUMSTANCES?
1. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will Number 1 [Takao] do?
Try to help me hide, get away, etc. Gotta love that he refuses to leave anyone in a bind. =)
2. You're on a vacation with Number 2 [Kai] and you manage to break your leg. What does Number 2 do?
Wordlessly bring me to the nearest hospital to have it put in a cast.
3. It's your birthday. What will 3 [Max] give you?
A new Beyblade probably. Or a kitten. ^^
4. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does Number 4 [Rei] do?
Take me with him while we search for a relatively safe way out. He'd also make sure I don't lag behind and such.
5. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will Number 5 [Kyouju] do?
Try to talk me out of doing it. Failing that, he'll try to make me forget how embarrassing it will be.
6. You're about to marry Number 10 [Brooklyn]. What's Number 6's [Yuriy] reaction?
Ask if I've lost my mind. And no, I haven't, because I'm NOT marrying Brooklyn. He's okay, I guess, but I'd rather not. Plus, I wouldn't want to anger Kai ("married" to him already). Seriously.
7. You got dumped by someone. How will Number 7 [Boris] cheer you up?
*blink* He does that? Probably the only person he knows how to cheer up is Yuriy (since they're best friends and all). But ...its possible, I suppose...as for how he'd do it, though, I'm at a loss.
8. You're angry about it afterwards, how does Number 8 [Sergei] calm you down?
He'd take me to a firing range - anywhere with guns so I can blow off steam without essentially hurting anyone.
9. You compete in some tournament. How does Number 9 [Garland] support you?
...support me? He'd be on the opposing team!
10. You can't stop laughing. What will Number 10 [Brooklyn] do?
He'd be laughing along with me...but then, that'd be kinda scary since he might be going crazy again...
RELATIONSHIP PART
1. Number 1 [Takao] is all you've ever dreamed of.
Uh...no. But he's a nice enough guy.
2. Number 2 [Kai] tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for Number 9 [Garland]. Your reaction?
Blink. Stare. Ask again what he's done with the real Kai, since the real Kai isn't gay.
3. You're dating Number 3 [Max] and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
...I'm dating Max? When did that happen? ...anyway... yeah, he and my parents would get along.
4. Number 4 [Rei] loves Number 9 [Garland] as well. What does that mean?
...why are people suddenly turning gay?!
5. Number 6 [Yuriy] appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
I'm not surprised. He's got the looks. Maybe he's got the personality as well. If that's the case, I'd tell him to stop and threaten him with castration if he doesn't.
6. You had a haircut and Number 7 [Boris] can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
...damn stylist cut it too short again... But if not...why the hell is Boris looking at me like that?!
7. Number 8 [Sergei] thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?
*spits out her green tea latte* WTF? Sergei, when'd you get a sex change?! No, wait... WHY would you get a sex change?!?!
8. Number 9 [Garland] is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending you an e-mail. Now what?
...is this really Garland? Or some pathetic sap masquerading as him? And how'd he get my e-mail address, anyway?!
FRIENDSHIP PART
1. Could Number 1 [Takao] and Number 6 [Yuriy] be soul mates?
......
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAFUFUFUFUFUFUFKUKUKUKUKUKUUUU~
In your dreams.
2. Would Number 2 [Kai] trust Number 5 [Kyouju]?
...maybe. Oh, wait. No. No he wouldn't.
3. Number 3 [Max] wants to go shopping, will Number 7 [Boris] come along?
...Max wants to go shopping? o.o And Boris will come along only if they stop by a weapons shop.
4. Number 4 [Rei] is bored and pokes Number 10 [Brooklyn] What happens after that?
Brooklyn would poke Rei back... but then, that can't be Rei because Rei doesn't poke.
5. Number 5 [Kyouju] and Number 1 [Takao] are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Since when did they leave school? They haven't freakin' graduated! Anyway... Kyouju will take up something to do with mechanical engineering or a similar course/study, and Takao will take food tech.
6. If Number 6 [Yuriy] and Number 3 [Max] cooked dinner, what would they make?
A big mess that I'll have to clean up before the parents get home.
7. Number 7 [Boris] and Number 9 [Garland] apply for a job. What job?
Assassins-for-hire or physical instructors at some gym. And if Boris gets in, I hope that gym has bulletproof glass or something.
8. Number 8 [Sergei] gives Number 5 [Kyouju] a haircut. Is that okay?
No. He'd (she'd?!) probably give poor Kyouju a buzz cut.
9. Number 9 [Garland] sketches what Number 6's [Yuriy] perfect girlfriend should look like.
...WTF? They're <i>talking</i>?! Yuriy hates Garland's guts; he wouldn't let the guy sketch what his perfect girlfriend should look like.
10. Number 10 [Brooklyn] and Number 8 [Sergei] are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
...I don't think I'd want to know. *looks at question 7 in the relationship part* ...yeah, I don't wanna know.