Bladers Forever

Okay, this may not at all be funny, just felt I'd share it regardless. This is what happens when you are bored late at night, and you are with your cousin who was equally as crazy as you are, and you just went broke on your Nintendo Monopoly game because of stupid Jeeves >.> Anyway, here it is:

RANDOMNESS: STUPIDITY

Daichi is stupid. Y? Cause he walked off a cliff when Tala glared at him. Ray went to find a tiger and found a cactas and started makin out with it.Spencer found the perfect girl for him, only to find it was himself. Ian frenched Bryan cause they were both drunk. Then Bryan frenched Ian to death and threw him into a tree. Tyson finally ate himself and Hilary took a hint and ate some lint. Kai went totally insane, dated Tala and had 7 kids. Then he dumped him for Brooklyn. Garland died a slow painfull death. Ashley saved Ray. Bryan went out and drank until he was good and drunk, and went to jail for being drunk, without a driver's liscense, 4 running over Jeeve's chihuahua, being out past curfew, and 4 raping me. End randomness.


*1. he got lost in a desert
*2. The hilary part WAS random
*3. don't know how that happened. Must've adopted or else someone changed their gender and didn't tell us.
*4. I killed him!! (cause I hated him at the time, cause of what he did to Tala. Not sure if I still hate him now)
*5. my cousin
*I deleted the part about Jeeves' dog chihuahua cause I wonderd why I put dog when everyone knows a chihuahua is one. That was not the dogs name.

If the raping part was too r rated *even though it was only mentioned, no details* this can be moved elsewhere. I dont mean to offend anyone with the pairings and such, remember this is called Stupidity ^_~ There are more, but I cant' find them so probably dont' exist anymore....but yeah, I hope it is not too violent or explicit or whatever, it can be moved. this is old too, a few years. Over three I'd say.

it's hilarious! xD especially since I thought it was "Ashley shaved Rei" at first XDDDD

*shifty eyes* but the perfect lady for Spencer is me. Wait, does that make me Spencer then? *head explody*

that's okay Blitz. I dont' get it either and I wrote it XD just happens when you randomly write things late at night. And probably had too much soda. and Lily, that might have made it more interesting...shaving him, though I have no idea what she'd shave. His legs maybe? but of course you are the perfect lady for spencer ^_^ I just didn't know that a few years ago XD Thanks for reading both of you ^_^ and lily: is it really hilarious?

Yes it's hilarious at least to me! BUt I have a very strange sense of humor.

And maybe not his legs. Maybe his beautiful hair ;_; hopefully he doesn't have a hairy back or anything *vomit*

lol I love his beautiful hair XD Ah, maybe he has hobbit feet! Ugh....that would be scarier to me than a hairy back ^_~ euk....just got a bad image of Gimi the dwarf shirtless with a hairy chest T_T BAD image I tell ya... Oh and thanks Lily XD I'm glad you enjoyed reading it ^_~ I too have a strange sense of humor XD

*eyelid twitches* h-h-hobbit feet? o_____0 *gets down and prays* Surely not our poor Rei! They've shown him barefoot before, havn't they?!?